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Trumpty Dumpty 

An egg shaped Trump - he wants to build a wall, and others agree, as they want to keep Trumpty Dumpty on the other side of it!

Usually used as an insult for someone that you don't like, and want to have something between you (away from them)
"He's such a Trumpty Dumpty!"
Trumpty Dumpty by Loris 101 Disguises November 23, 2016

Trumpty Dumpty 

Trumpy Dumpty wanted to build a wall. Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall. He never could be president because he got broke.
Trumpty Dumpty
Trumpty Dumpty by Kalamazoo June 6, 2016

Trumpty Dumpty 

Someone (most commonly an idiot) that is so blatantly ignorant to reality that they believe every lie that comes out of the president's mouth as to be truth! So bad you think they fell off a wall and cracked their head open!
Mike - yo man look at that trumpty Dumpty!
Steve- why'd you call him that?
Mike- cuz he believes everything that lying President says , what an idiot!
Steve- that's funny cuz he looks like he's been dropped on his head hahaha!
Trumpty Dumpty by Nick worder March 25, 2020

Trumpty Dumpty 

A chunky orange that likes walls he is sad because china has a bigger wall he is going to whack his thwong on bing bong (kim jon un)
trumpty dumpty built a big wall trumpty dumpty blocked the mexicans all

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty 

The phrase referred to Donald is specific and in general, someone who's too conceited to see he/she is/will be the cause of his/her own downfall.
Humpty Trumpty Dumpty's unaware rotten do smell.
Meeting with Russia officials, he gave classified intel.
Trumpty said he can share classified information.
Trumpty’s clueless he’s tearing down our nation.

Cum-dumpty tRumpty 

Cum-dumpty tRumpty] is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.
Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the King of Fools -- he just wants to stay out of jail!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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