Trump Shit

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The kind of girthy dump that is so satisfying as it scrapes past the male g spot that you can’t help but pull that face Donald Trump makes when he has said something racist, sexist, ableist or any other -ist that whips his troglodyte followers into a frenzy at his hateful rallies.

Man, I ain’t had a satisfying poo in ages, let’s hope the next one is a Trump Shit that leaves my prostate twitchin’..

Trump Shit by mrbruceman November 18, 2017

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Trump-shit crazy

What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.

If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".

Trump-shit crazy by You rReal Name July 2, 2020

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Trump is shit

Flush it down the toilet, done.

Trump is shit. No more Trump

Trump is shit by Suklaa December 8, 2020

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Bat-shit Donald Trump crazy

Crazy as fuck, outlandish and

perpetually unnecessarily rude and is always right rather then wrong when 99% of the time they’re wrong as fuck, annoying as fuck and won’t shut up

Hey you talked to Ryan lately?

You mean Mr. Bat-shit Donald Trump crazy?
Yep nailed it.

Bat-shit Donald Trump crazy by mr.pseudonym November 18, 2020

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tramp shit

where ya in need of a poo and you have no toilet roll to wipe, you bend over and spread your arse cheeks as wide as possible using hands if needed and fire a shit out with out it touching the sides, tramps have been using this technique for years.

knock a tramp shit out then

tramp shit by rodney 'paddy' padington November 17, 2010

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thump shit

Bumping some 42 dugg on max volume with the windows down on O block

Also, hitting your woman in the face with your rock hard cock

I was thump shitting last night while also thump shitting my wife.

thump shit by fortytwo dugg May 27, 2022

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shit-tramp

the worst possible way a person can look, or an outfit that is made up of the worst clothes available to you.
even tramps have standards, but not today!
if you looked any worse then u would probably be dead.

"the look i'm going for today is well shit-tramp!"

"my jeans look proper shit-tramp today cos i just can't be arsed"

"you look like a shit-tramp dude, hav a wash and get some new threads"

shit-tramp by JustJuice October 8, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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