The True American is a sex position where you sing the national anthem while AMERICA FUCK YEAH plays in the background while you tie your significant other to a tree face first then anally ram them while yelling out I HAVE CLAIMED THIS LAND. Then while you're pounding your lovers asshole bring out your trusty gun that's strapped to other guns cause we voted for Trump and give a true salute.
by @YABOIMILK October 10, 2018
What you are post-thanksgiving. A title only earned after consuming large amounts of turkey, potatoes, and pie.
by sml-er November 26, 2011