Trudeau Air Freshener 

This delightful hack will have your public men’s room smelling like a 0-star hotel.

At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.

Carthage McFartface: HAY EYYY IM SORREY BUT I EHH GAYVE YER MANS ROOM A UPGRADE OVER THERE EH?

Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.

Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?

Trudeau Air Freshener by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 28, 2025

kitbash 

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006