The act of beating someone or something about the head or head-analog with a large trout or other large fish. Often done in response to them saying something stupid.
"That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard... If I had a fish handy I would have to troutslap you."
This guy could be great but could also be the dumbest guy you ever met. He makes his friendscall him trout and is embarrassingly stupid. It is dangerous how stupid this guy is.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.