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Troll Police

An organization formed in early 1984. Its sole purpose is to protect online forums,blogs,videos, and more recently online gaming. The focus of the group are monstrous beings known as trolls and flamers. These creatures are known to cause disruptions in either large crowds or individuals. Their sole purpose is to get attention. Attention is the fuel that drives them. The Troll Police attempt to combat this sending out the message "Kill your local troll today by simply taking their attention away!" This rather simplistic saying has saved thousands and is responsible for the destruction of at least 2000 trolls and flamers. This amazing accomplishment is just simple proof that the Troll Police are making a difference in the online world today. So just remember this the next time you encounter a troll or flamer when your online.
"Omg DUDE i just said taylor swift sucks on her most viewed video"-random troll
"DUDE THE TROLL POLICE ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"-random troll's friend
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thinkers troll police (TKTP) 

The TKTP is the only police that stop trolls;

The TKTP is based on AUTTP but forbids gore
The thinkers troll police (TKTP) just r8ded my server

Discord Troll Police DCTP

Is a uttp group copy on discord mainly.

Roblox Troll police

Is a uttp group copy on roblox mainly founded by someone unknown but believed to be a scott order or floofs member.
Roblox Troll police by Wikipedia, February 12, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026