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Trojan Condom

Good thing I had my Trojan Condom because I don't need more kids
by Dr. D3ath August 17, 2005
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Trojan Condom

When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops
"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"
by urban dick dick 6 9 March 25, 2022
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trojan her pleasure lubricated condom

a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!
"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"
by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010
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Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms

(trodʒən|s fajər ænd ajs kɑndəmz )- n.

1. A product of the Trojan company. It is a condom created from a partnership between Church & Dwight Company, Incorporated and Sanofi S.A.to combine two of their greatest assets together, the Trojan Condom, and the IcyHot cream and patch, to, apperantly, relieve erectile pains while engaging in sexual intercourse. It has been so successful, it recieved the coveted two and a half stars on Amazon, and a host of bloggers who, between bragging about their sexual prowess, gave it such glowing reviews as "traumatising", "horrifying", "like lubing your dick with IcyHot" (not a completely inaccurate discription), "nightmarish", etc.

2. Buffoon, a Cretin, one who is considered to be unusally dull, lacking in brillance or intellect.

(etmy. 1. From the individual componets 2. Translated literally from the Irish 'Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú', proverbially meaning one who does stupid things repeatedly)
1. Oh God, my dick, it feels like...oh God, please stop the pain...I shall take a vow of chasity after this... God I shall never buy Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms again!

2. He is such a Trojan's Fire and Ice Condom
by Tom O' Bedlam September 25, 2011
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