Friend: Hey, so who is this man that you have all over you phone and locker (she is seeing my Joe pics everywhere)
Me: Well i am Trohmosexual so these pictures are of Joe Trohman and I can't stop thinking about him.
Person A: Man, I tell you to stop worrying about him, this is the internet. The internet is serious business. Feeding him will only result in victory for him.
Person B: I guess he is a Trolosexual..
Person A: I guess you are right indeed haha