Triple Pump 

The act of one woman sitting between 2 men whilst jerking them both off (a mild double pump) and the woman simultaneously playing Fortnite with a quad pump with her feet with her homies and winning in a squad with ninja. To be a part of one of these is one of the best life experiences one could experience (coming from a very experienced man).

Tyler: yo man what was jason up to last night
Timmy: yo that boi was having a Triple Pump
Tyler: jesus christ that's fucking insane i wish i did that my g
Timmy: yek

Triple Pump by THE TRUE FORTnITE GOD March 31, 2018

triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)

when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔

triple pump fake by kribba April 18, 2024

Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper 

A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.

Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.

Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.

Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021