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Trifecta of Douche

One of the ultimate insults. A combination of Douche bag, douche nozzle, and douche liquid. (can also be used as simply 'the trifecta') Usually only refers to one individual, making him the biggest douche of everyone around.
1) "Hey do you know Steve?"
"Yeah man he is the Trifecta of Douche!"

2) "Is Jay coming to the party?"
"Naw dude, when hes at parties, he's the Trifecta"
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Trifecta of Douchebaggery

Is when a person owns all of these items: iPhone, Apple computer and a Volkswagen.

Someone may own 2 of the 3 and still be a half way decent person, but anyone who completes the Trifecta is at their core a douche bag.
People who own all three have completed the Trifecta of Douchebaggery and while in possession of all 3 items will forever be a total douche.
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