Triage

1. How medical personnel decide which patient requires medical attention first.

2. Having sex with two nurses.

3. How nurses decide which patient to have sex with first.

I wanted to have a manage a trois with two nurses. But they told me it was triage.

by Brianimus Prime October 28, 2008

Triaging

Working diligently in a brainstorming environment to better serve teh group as a whole.

We spend 30 minutes a day triaging particularly difficult scenarios.

by SaasPimpn August 25, 2010

triage

A sexual situation between three people. A threesome.

Q What do you have planned for tonight?

A I'm planning a little triage with those bitchin chicks over there.

by dtk trips 7 May 26, 2009

homework triage

when you put all your work off to the last minute and are forced to decide which matters most to you and which can be realistically finished. Also, one has to take into mind which classes would be most affected by not completing the work, and which assignment is worth the most points.

thinking to yourself: "Alright its the night before the religion test but ive also got math and spanish work to do. Time to set up the homework triage! Ill do the math, guess through the spanish and write Jesus for all the answers on the religion test. That'll give me the best results while still being able to get in sleep."

by ChaBoooy April 18, 2013

fridge triage

An emergency measure aimed at finding something - anything - edible in the fridge. Usually performed by dividing the contents into the palatable, the slightly dicy and the utterly unspeakable.

Two days before payday Jamie was forced to perform fridge triage, and ended up with a large, festering pile of black sludge that growled when he approached, several yogurts that were only a few weeks past their expiry date, and a perfectly edible stick of celery.

by mynah2011 June 27, 2011

refrigerator triage

Deciding what to cook based on how close the food in your refrigerator is to going bad.

Son: What's for dinner?
Mom: I had to do some refrigerator triage so we're having pasta with a whole lot of fried zucchini.

by sanddene May 10, 2009

triage eligable

A medical term from an ambulance to hospital that lets the emergency room know that the patient is full of it.

Med#1: 45 YOF, complains of paralysis in lower left extremity, patient is "Triage Eligable".
Hospitol Dispatch: What, her foot asleep?
Med#1: 10-04

by P0rkCh0p October 5, 2017