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tri-fecta of fucked-ness 

screwed anyway you look at it, fucked no matter what you do,

stuck between a rock and a hard place, and some one with a gun
Your wife walks in to a bar and sees you cheating, at the same time some one wants to fight you , but he has 5 guys and your buddies are passed out drunk, and with the whole wife thing, you find her cheating as the guy she is with walks in after her,
then you say to your self
" This is a Tri-fecta of Fucked-ness
tri-fecta of fucked-ness by hawkmo February 4, 2010

TRI-FECTA 

When someone gets so drunk they go to the toilet with the intentions of throwing up, however when they give that first heave they lose all control of their bowels and not only do they throw up but also shit and piss at the same time. Thus creating the elusive TRI-FECTA of shitting,pissing, and puking at the same time!
Brown was so drunk at the party he went into the bathroom and pulled a tri-fecta!
TRI-FECTA by mainesoxfanidc June 3, 2009

tri-fecta of relaxation

jerkin off, gettin drunk, smokin weed
there is nothing like the tri-fecta of relaxation after a long week of studying
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