a Mac Trenchard is a funny looking person who usually bears a resemblance towards the popular Twilight Saga. A Mac Trenchard is often found in a local boozer, attempting to seduce mildly attractive girls with comments regarding his All Saints coat and his Audi A5. If all else fails, he'll bring out the black card and will purchase a budget prosecco in the hopes of winning them over.
Bro, don't be such a Mac Trenchard - that girl isn't evenattractive and you've just spent £30 on her.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"