a Mac Trenchard is a funny looking person who usually bears a resemblance towards the popular Twilight Saga. A Mac Trenchard is often found in a local boozer, attempting to seduce mildly attractive girls with comments regarding his All Saints coat and his Audi A5. If all else fails, he'll bring out the black card and will purchase a budget prosecco in the hopes of winning them over.
Bro, don't be such a Mac Trenchard - that girl isn't even attractive and you've just spent £30 on her.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!