Trek Emonda SLR9 

Coming Eqquiped with shitty shimano tourney 6 speed, 3x chainrings and a cheaply made carbon fiber frame that cocks in at a staggering 69 lbs. a type of BSO sold at Trek BSO Shop for $16,000. Also EXACTLY same bike could be bought at Dollar Tree for 69 cents.

Chapman: yo how's the Trek Emonda SLR9?
Koy: Oh that? that's a shitty BSO. I threw it away.
Chapman: why?
Koy: oh the usual from treks "road" bike lineup, bad shifting performance and its heavier than my Specialized globe HZ.
Chapman: yk where to get trek emondas right?
Koy: $5,000 for shimano tourney 6 speed, gotta suck
Chapman: ikr. I got Trek's Trek Madone "SLR"7, it was so uncomfertable, heavy, and snapped in half as soon as I sat on it. They said it came with Ultegra "Di2" but that's marketing. it came with cheap shitty sram 6 speed components made from cheap chinese plastic.
Koy: Sram? that's shit.
Chapman: on god koy.
Koy: you know what else? The frame is actually made from cheap chinese plastic.
Chapman: Trek always makes their bike frames and wheels from cheap plastic. know where trek bikes could also be bought?
Koy: Applewold county jail landfill.
Chapman: Exactly.
Koy: I somehow wasted $5,000 💀
Chapman: dw I got a Trek Domane SLR for $13,000 and it fell apart in a matter of seconds.

Trek Emonda SLR9 by Boo Radley Game November 22, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012