treesexual

One who is sexually attracted to trees. Are often caught in random displays of affection toward trees at random hours of the day/night. Takes the term 'tree hugger' to a whole new level. If male, often "wood for wood" occurs.

Is she making out with that tree?
Yeah man, leave her alone, she's a treesexual.

treesexual by Belinda Maxus October 24, 2011

treesexual

a person who fucks with trees

Why are you screwing with the trees? You're treesexual!

treesexual by Raolro October 9, 2022

Treesexual

To be sexualy attracted to trees

Tim: are you treesexual
Jim: yes i am sexually attracted to trees

Treesexual by (⊙＿⊙) February 6, 2017

taesexual 

Only being attracted to Kim Taehyung from kpop group BTS

Person 1: "omg that guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, i'm Taesexual"

Person 1: "Uh what?"
Person 2: "I'm taesexual"
Person 1: *backs away slowly*

taesexual by Band_Trash2259 July 15, 2018

Trapsexual 

When a normally heterosexual male finds them self able to be attracted to a trap even with the knowledge that they are a guy.

Dude, I'm not gay but after seeing Zoeisyourhomie , I think I might be trapsexual

Trapsexual by ItsMyCheese February 25, 2019

Taesexual 

Adjective:to be attracted to only Kim Taehyung.(BTS)

Hi look at these namtidies ,aren't they attractive
"No sorry um taesexual"

Taesexual by Luvhamburger+sprite January 14, 2021

Treysexual 

A person who is sexually active with men, women, & animals. Typically caught doing lewd, barbaric, sexual acts without remorse.

Guy 1: "What the hell? You see that dude in the bushes getting it on with that gay dude, homeless chick, and the alley cat?!?"

Guy2: "Yeah, he is there every Thursday. Defiantly a Treysexual."

Treysexual by getp1ssed22 June 18, 2012