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tree face 

man-whore who cheats on you but then says he loves you and attempts to make up for it by writing you a poem and proposing in it.
guy: "i know i cheated on you and lied about it, but i love you! i wrote you a poem. be my wife?"

girl: "holy shit don't be such a tree face"
tree face by squirtle:) December 20, 2009
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tree face 

when a person has a face that looks a lot like a tree.
"WOAH, look at that tree!" said timmy patface
"oh wait wait, thats just a persons face." said gordon happymouse.
"woah, he has a tree face." said monkeyman
tree face by kirk lizard 99 January 4, 2009

Treefaced 

Man, I got so treefaced last night, I thought Death Race was a good movie.
Treefaced by weeklydig December 18, 2008

Tweefacebookexting 

this is when you are tweeting, facebooking, and texting simultaneously.
girl 1:Tweet: I'm so bored at work nothing to do!

Text: hey whats up I'm bored at work i get off at 6.

Facebook status: Its so hot out today work till 6.

(all within 5 min)

girl 2:text back: you're at work!? how are you tweefacebookexting!?

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026