Tree Guy

A rugged man who cuts down trees and drives a big dump truck. He is sexy and hot. He typically smells like a fresh pine tree. The only man on earth who can take my breath away with a glance. Just to hear his voice gives me butterflies and makes my heart beat faster. He is on my mind everyday. When he calls me I light up with excitement.

Tree guy just looked at me and I am burning up with desire.

by wandaful February 3, 2010

GUY IN A TREE

The act of total beast mode on an opposing member of society

wow, he totally went GUY IN A TREE on his ass

by chris sonnentsg February 15, 2009

Guys Under A Tree

"guys under a tree" is something you would call a group of men acting gay.

Luca: Are those guys wearing skirts?
Logan: Haha, they're guys under a tree for sure.

by Oragani April 16, 2021

treeguy

an isolated man who refuses to compromise for sake of harmony; his personality will include the following homophobia, temper tantrums, shouting matches in distance, stalker-like tendencies, lupine delusions of grandeur

The man kills with his bare hands and rejects the pressures of civilized society. He is a treeguy. He communes with nature. He is at one with the trees and soil.

by clarusbearus November 16, 2009