Hitting that golden age of 23, you and your subpar friend group from bumcum Alabama think you deserve private yacht parties with NBA players. Your life purpose becomes using cardi-b lyrics to articulate your lifestyle, one-upping your shitty friend group by flexing your ex-frat boyfriends' jobs,
money,
relationship, etc. This event is more annoying for most men due to fat girls' standards being high for the only sake of them appearing as a "bad bi*ch," and your girlfriend flipping a switch and pressuring you to buy a house/propose to her because ice spice's song said she's a "queen." Is it alcohol? Is it being homeless after
college didn'
t make you a millionaire? Who knows, but most girls seem to flip the switch at around 22-
24 years old. If you have a girl who hasn'
t, keep her at all costs.
My girlfriend'
s friend group must be going through the "treash reckoning phase", her ugly friends keep calling me a "5 figure
ni**a" and telling me to
get a better car because my girl deserves "better."