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Trash Bandit 

Trash Bandits are Generally a Species of man from Michigan can be found hanging out at 7-11, bowling alleys, trashy bars, hiding behind things & stealing stuff. Dumpster diving is one of their main hobbys, as well as Garbage picking in upper class neighborhoods every week and Scavaging for other peoples broken useless shit !
dude i was throwing out my old rollerskates and unwashed used gym shorts and the same trash bandits that come around every tuesday night basically got fresh pickins and snatched them both up with the quickness !

Hey dude look at the trash bandit over there leaning against the wall of that 7-11 reading Juggs magazine, i bet that is his '82 f150 with all the shit packed in the back stupid fuck must be out dumpster diving or garbage pickin !
Trash Bandit by B- Real August 23, 2009

Trash Bandit 

The bums you catch on camera dumping garbage all over your back yard. Usually wearing ripped up dirty clothes, these uncivilized people tend to let their garbage overflow to the top of the ceiling in their house before finally dumping it all over someone else's property because there's a bag limit.

CAUTION: When you approach them after catching them, there may be an unruly smell emanating from the doorway. Also beware of any hazardous waste in their front yard, and definitely avoid smelling their breath.
Neighbour: There's garbage all over the back alley, is that you!?
Guy: Nah the trash bandits are oozing garbage everywhere they go, it's only a matter of time until I catch one.

Neighbour: I feel you, those damn trash bandits are everywhere lately.
Trash Bandit by mrcleandean March 29, 2022

white trash bandits 

the WTB is a way of life

(1)noun....in order to be WTB you must
1.drink alot!
2.always back up your homies
3.drink alot!
4.always do what you want
5.be true to yourself
6.represent no matter what!
7.you need not be white. black, asian, or whatever! if your WTB then you can claim!!!
(2)noun....an extremly odd person like a gutter punk or a crazy redneck preferably someone who doesnt shower....ever.
(1)man! that guy drank like 8 forties and he still had the balls to fight that dude who was talkin' shit and protect his homies
(2)dude did you see that homeless guy he was totally WTB!

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026