1 definition by mrcleandean
The bums you catch on camera dumping garbage all over your back yard. Usually wearing ripped up dirty clothes, these uncivilized people tend to let their garbage overflow to the top of the ceiling in their house before finally dumping it all over someone else's property because there's a bag limit.
CAUTION: When you approach them after catching them, there may be an unruly smell emanating from the doorway. Also beware of any hazardous waste in their front yard, and definitely avoid smelling their breath.
CAUTION: When you approach them after catching them, there may be an unruly smell emanating from the doorway. Also beware of any hazardous waste in their front yard, and definitely avoid smelling their breath.
Neighbour: There's garbage all over the back alley, is that you!?
Guy: Nah the trash bandits are oozing garbage everywhere they go, it's only a matter of time until I catch one.
Neighbour: I feel you, those damn trash bandits are everywhere lately.
Guy: Nah the trash bandits are oozing garbage everywhere they go, it's only a matter of time until I catch one.
Neighbour: I feel you, those damn trash bandits are everywhere lately.
by mrcleandean March 30, 2022