train boy

A socially incompetent and borderline-creepy male virgin over the age of 23 who wears kakis/jeans with running shoes and probably still plays with trains.

"Do you see that dude staring at me awkwardly over in the corner? Ugh, what a train boy. He's sooo below my league."

by boob-dylan May 18, 2017

Train Boy

When a homeless person that lives In an urban populated city where inclement weather transpires. They both live in and out of the train, and harass future passengers

This train boy be messing in front of the train platform.

by Bald Viking January 16, 2023

train boy

A train boy is someone who thinks that Dodge from "Locke & Key" is unbearable for throwing a kid in front of a train, regardless of that scene's ties to the comics. And they will do anything to reinterpret the rightful owner of the eponymous magical keys as someone evil enough to shame Lord Sauron and despicable enough to make Dolores Umbridge tremble, no matter how many times she reminds us the keys are her property before Bode found them, or saves Kinsey from drowning, or saves Tyler and Nina from Sam. And they will compare any strong female character to her and say that we're "the definition of delusional" for disagreeing. A common argument from a train boy is that killing a kid automatically makes someone "objectively evil" for the rest of their lives but also that Sam setting dozens of underage prisoners on fire doesn't stop him from being "a good guy". Train boys may call us Satanists before reveling in Sam's nihilistic nature, or call us simps before simping over Eden or Jackie. Overall they base their tastes (or lack thereof) around girls badass enough to utilize trains as killing tools, and those too weak to try.

"I think Dodge is a wonderful person and iconic character"
"Haha silly fanboy, you're just jealous of how attractive and cool Jackie and Bode are"
"Okay train boy"

by Keeper of the Keys October 9, 2021

Train boy

It’s a term you call a guy when he is your soul mate but he is with another woman.

Me: he keeps going back to his wife but says our souls knew!

Friend: he’s a player, He’s a train boy.

by Wahsner June 14, 2018

Random Train Boy

A person who shares the inherent interior essence of a locomotive engine and has a propensity for sporadic social tea drinking rituals, often leading to unforseen adventures with a stranger. Can be dangerous.

Never talk to strangers, especially not a Random Train Boy.

by RTG July 28, 2003

trainboy

the boy that talkes about train and hates other vehicles

me: train or buss
trainboy: Train!

by Sverre135 March 23, 2019