Train tracks

A massive ladder that you lay down on, waiting for the train to come and run over you and your best friend rejects you because you look ugly as heck.

My friend looks stupid, he said he got ran over by train tracks, but really he just had no beauty.

by SillySalleh December 25, 2021

train tracks

when two bowls of marijuana are passed in opposite directions in a circle... and when the two bowls meet, the person has to train track them by hitting two pipes at once.

your traink tracks man

by haggardrobhaggard August 27, 2005

train track wack

The act of masturbaiting on a railroad while a train is coming in the hopes to finish on the windshield of the train.

Jim: I heard Tommy completed the train track wack yesterday and lost an arm

Bob: Small price to pay for such a title

by SpicyTiger October 15, 2019

Virtual Train Tracks

A euphemism for automatic bus guidance that makes a guided bus project sound more impressive than it actually is.
(= trackless train)

China recently unveiled the world's first train on virtual train tracks.

by lagcom2000 March 28, 2023

Laying Train Tracks

The act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously.

"Where did Matt Richardson go?"

"Oh, he's laying train tracks in the bathroom!"

by dwinters November 19, 2015

Dusty Train Tracks

A shriveled up, dry vagina.

Yo Joey, you do not wanna fuck her, she got some Dusty Train Tracks

by Dardy Spud January 20, 2019

Frickity frack on a train track

When you get really mad but you’re in school so you can’t swear

You’re a frickity frack on a train track

by Jodapotato March 29, 2023