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Traffic Light System 

A method of checking in and following your partners comfort levels during sex. Reaffirms consent and is often used in kinky settings or when exploring sexuality.

Green - You're comfortable.

Yellow - Slow down, pause, or change something (negotiable).

Red - Stop.
"Have you heard of the traffic light system? Can we use that? I don't wanna hurt you."

- "I'd like that."

"What's your colour baby?"

- "Yellow -- can we switch positions?"

"Of course."
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Traffic light system 

Ever need a clear and simple way to rate women amoungst friends? When rating women, the traffic light analysis system can be used.

To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.

A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.

A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.

A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.

A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
The traffic light system

Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.

Mike: shes about a yellow

Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
Traffic light system by Niemico October 4, 2009
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026