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toying with

1. To treat (someone) without due seriousness, especially in a superficially amorous way.
2. Consider (an idea, movement, proposal, etc) casually or indecisively.

3. Move or handle an object absentmindedly or eat something in an unenthusiastic or restrained way.
1. You: Are you even trying?
Me: Not really.
You: Then stop toying with me. It's just cruel.
2. J.K. Rowling toyed with the idea of writing a book.
3. She was toying with her food.
toying with by Tevel July 23, 2014
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Toying with you 

Teasing without pleasing; flirting and provocative sexual vibes without an intend to have a sexual relation with the person; emotional manipulation of one in order to satisfy the ego; frivolous behaviors to incite but with no serious intentions
Giving copulation gazes and long eye to eye looks but never taking the next steps such as dating, love making, etc. The actions relationships are build on... do not expect sex, I am only toying with you; I don't actually love you or attracted to you, I was only toying with you
Toying with you by A*A April 16, 2014

Toying with her Funbox 

A term used to describe female masturbation. This includes any act performed by a female that provides sexual stimulation or pleasure for herself.
She spent all night toying with her funbox.

are you trying to fuck with me? 

are you trying to fuck with me?

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools" 

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.
friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

Trying to peel a potato with another potato 

Jane: I'm currently trying to peel a potato with another potato.
Samuel: Aww, what happened?
Jane: My dog just passed away yesterday.

trying to take a shit without pissing 

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
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