A diverse school full of blue/pink haired unwavering feminists. Don’t tell them there’s only 2 genders!! Actively promote equality and liberal thinking through brainwashing branded as 21c however pupils remain intolerant of views other than their own (on the left). Academically speaking a good school with solid results although some departments such as computer science have an abhorrent standard of teaching. The mixed toilets for sixth formers really are strange can’t lie. Never worked out what Dezza does for his £140k a year (according to companies house) but he loves spending it on Jags and getting on TV.
Hey man did you hear about Steph identifying as a toaster?
Yeah man but hey it did go to Townley grammar!
Yeah man but hey it did go to Townley grammar!
by BigDon45 January 23, 2021
The place that claims to be anti-racist but the management staff simps for cis white straight students. Don't tell them neurodivergent people exist!1!1
by townleyhater November 2, 2023