Towel Bitch

(n) One who must wait on the shore with the articles that belong to the group while everyone else gets to frolic and play in the water.

Mitch, you're going to be the Towel Bitch because we have first dibs on the ocean.

by Cor007 July 4, 2011

trowel bitch

Girls that apply foundation, eyeliner, lipstick or other facial cosmetics to the extremeties that make it look as if applied by a masonry trowel, and that are also very annoying and fake.

Did you see that girl on the tenth floor? Yeah man, she looks like a trowel bitch.

by casa de awesome August 25, 2009

batch towell

the material used to clean jism up after the act masterbation is complete

Joe hasnt washed his batch towell in weeks

by snowowl February 14, 2006