Tourango

A Tourango is an asexual being.
Do earth worms have sex to make babies? No son, they're Tourangos.
by Kevin Baconator March 24, 2009
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Tourangoed

1) To be cock-blocked by a socially inept retard.

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2) To compensate for one's lack of social skills with extreme, unnecessary racism.
Hey man, I was hitting on a hot chick at the club and got totally tourangoed.
by Kevin Baconator March 24, 2009
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