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A person who fell off so hard.
Touheed fell off + ratio.
Touheed by Aweakpistol November 24, 2021
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A stubborn nigga but he always got your back good at fighting PULLS BOTH MEN AND WOMEN

GOOD HUMOUR A GOOD PERSON TBH
Someone:Touheed help me in a fight

Touheed: I got u
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Vomit eater. She once fell flat on her vomit and decided to make a snowman. Someone who is shy when it comes to her secrets, but won’t shy away from vomit and chipotle.
Look in the corner, it’s Touheeds vomit fest!
touheed by Sour bun November 21, 2021
A unique way of spelling توحید (tawḥīd); "Touheed" is Arabic for the unification or belief in one, singular God. It makes up half of the first article of the Islamic faith (Shahada).

Pronouncing it also often leaves the blank-Word-Document-looking-rednecks, in either blissful silence and defeated stutters,... or vocal spasms - Nothing in-between.
"My name is Touheed, pronounced "thaw-heedh" NOT "too-heed" or "toe-head"."
Touheed by My name is ^ November 22, 2021
unification or oneness of God as per Islam
Touheed believes only in ISLAM
Touheed by Touheedx10 November 23, 2021
Toheed is a sexy fucking bastard and would steal anyone's wife within minutes or even seconds!

Toheed has sexy arab features including a sexy six pack and full beard. Girls get wet within minutes of even hearing his name. Toheed is too good for women.
Omg I wish I was sexy like Toheed
Toheed by Xtz_a19 November 22, 2021
The ability to tell when somebody is wearing a toupee.
"I had no idea Ted Danson was going bald. I have the worst toupeedar."
Toupeedar by darrenoia July 2, 2009
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