When you go to take a shit and nothing comes out.
Dude, those greasy tacos flew through me like an F15... How did it hit you?

"I thought I was gonna paint the seat brown but I had a tough charlie"

Damn that sucks, I was wincing when I took the most agonizing tough charlie the other night, it was miserable
by The Schkoon May 18, 2016
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