Total Eclipse

Total Eclipse is when a man places his balls over a woman's eyes and shines a flashlight through his balls creating a "Total Eclipse".

She wanted to see my "Total Eclipse"

by Motormannick November 18, 2021

total eclipse

This refers to someone with a mega large arse

fuck look at that
what
look at the size of that total eclipse

by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004

Total Eclipse

When one chews an entire pack of Eclipse gum while performing oral sex on their partner. Mid climax, the chewer inserts their minty wad for maximum effect.

Things were going along smashingly until he pulled a total eclipse; now she's really tingling!

by sandals_pants August 21, 2017

Total eclipse

Total eclipse is a low rent production of brat. Starring Mackenzie Ziegler. The actors are just overrated kids acting too old for their age.

Total eclipse is dumb

by Lalallalalalaa July 2, 2018

Total Eclipse of the Fart

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.

Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.

by heffelda October 25, 2010

total eclipse of the heart

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs, while people walk around in black hoods and pretend to be terrorists. It's crazy.

Turn around, bright eyes...

Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.

by Vanity Trash Reba December 28, 2005

Total Eclipse of the Havarti

A burger that comes with havarti cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Total Eclipse of the Havarti, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018