Torso Piers

Pants that are between the knee and ankle. They support your torso and are sometimes baggy enough to use in a middle school trash can.

Me: *looks at some dude wearing torso piers* What the hell is that? Is there an oil rig in him or what?

Him, to his friends: Oh dude these shorts are so cool and and and they make me chafe harder.

by Chroxity3 May 29, 2023