That thing where you make a vortex in beer bottle and drink it real fast and it’s like a tornado in your stomach and then you have to pee but the vortex is still going and your dick is all twisted and you have to pee out the vortex so your dick will twist back the other way.
Man, I just opened up the tornado tap drain. My dick was super twisted after guzzling down all those vortex drinks.
by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex July 27, 2025
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