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To add money to a cellular phone.
The next time I'm due to top up is April 6th.
top up by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005
Words you can keep
When you offer a muffin/dessert to your chubby partner. i.e. partner who has a muffin top.
“Would you like a top up?”
“Would you like a top up for your muffin top?”
Top up by Chechi August 3, 2020
On a certain unnamed Caribbean island (not Jamaica) top up means one who smokes ganja.
Dat white boy ok,how you know him,he top up?
top up by BSquared July 20, 2007
Peeing while a bidet shoots up your butt
I owe sitting down with my Toto washlet so I can enjoy a top up.
Top Up by Name12399 June 14, 2026

top up music 

The kind of music that you listen to only when the (convertible) top and all windows are up. Also known as 'closet music' it is the kind of music that you don't want anyone to know that you like.
The Black Eyed Peas came on Hits 1, but the top was down so I couldn't listen. BEP is my favourite top up music!
top up music by carterh September 24, 2006
Word of the Day on September 26, 2006

Top up sex 

An unofficial form of prostitution where (usually a woman) has money added to her prepaid cellphone in exchange for sex. Used on the island of St. Kitts and possibly other caribbean nations.
"What's up?'
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier"
"How much did you give her?"
"20 EC"
Top up sex by Ebonyks December 28, 2009

top up music 

Meaning, buying a card like topping up your cell phone but instead your buying a card with music downloads on it to top up your ipod with new music.
Sam, bought another itunes top up music card at the grocery store for his ipod. Isnt that the 3rd one this month?

top up music by Overseaz September 27, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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