Top G Moment 

Massive L. "Top G" was coined by the likes of misogynist dude-bro twats like Andrew Tate, but swiftly reclaimed at the end of 2022 when Greta Thunberg single-handedly ended his entire career with one tweet.

A: Hey, did you hear about Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate's twitter beef?
B: No, what's up?
A: Andy Pandy tried to flex and own Greta by bragging about his supercars with tons of emissions on twitter, and she tweeted back at him for him to enlighten her by emailing [e-mail]. Then after 10 hours all Tate could reply was some pathetic video attempting to defend himself but sounding like a butthurt little bitch, and the best part, the icing on the cake, was he revealed a pizza box which helped tip off to the Romanian authorities where he was and he got detained for human trafficking. What a Top G Moment
B: A Top G Moment indeed. 2022 is saved.

Top G Moment by chegbeg December 29, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012