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An attractive homeless woman. Usually somthing you would be ashamed to admit.
"is your mum going out tonight?"

"dont know, why"

"she is dressed like a Tooty McBum"

"Aaw, thanks"
by sweaty smelly addict September 05, 2008
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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