toothless wonder 

An individual that doesn't care about his personal hygiene and is missing teeth from decay and neglect, yet still does o.k. for themself in other aspects of life.

Hey bruce you toothless wonder, the doctor found your four front tooths, they was hanging on jessies nut sack! Pick em' up at the office.

toothless wonder by kolman December 17, 2009

Toothless Wonder 

A toothless wonder is an individual in the public who is lacking a single front tooth. This person obvious doesn't care about their dental appearance because if they did, they would have stayed hidden indoors and taken care of this problem long before anyone saw it. Also, when you talk to these people, if you make cracks about dental issues, they don't realize you're talking about them!

"Hey dude, did you see that toothless wonder walking by?" "Naah, man, that's not a toothless wonder, he just got the shat kicked outta him, that's all!"

Toothless Wonder by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

toothless wonder 

Your butt which has no teeth hence the name toothless, and it's a great wonder, when he gases!

"My toothless wonder is about to speak, thats good speaking!"

toothless wonder by Jacquez M December 30, 2006

toothless wonder 

Tweaker that has no teeth but thinks hes shot caller

Hey you toothless wonder I'm going knock that last tooth down your throat if you dont shut up!

toothless wonder by Violet Skye's October 15, 2016

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME. by weave March 26, 2003

brown and toothless wonder 

well what the fuck else could it be besides your good ole arsehole.

often when i would here Bubby fart; he would exclaim, Oh speak again brown and toothless wonder.

brown and toothless wonder by cod blaster June 29, 2008

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

When someone changes themself but is still a jerk.

Katie, oh speak to me ol' toothless wonder. Your voice has changed but your breath still smells the same. That's what I have to say about your "new persona"

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME. by Anonymous July 12, 2003