took a shit

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When an engine, transmission, or other mechanical device snaps, sending all its parts out of an orifice.

I was drag racing when my transmission took a shit, the gears shot right through the pan.

took a shit by necro86 April 26, 2006

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took a shit

Went out of business permanently

I went to my favorite video arcade to play DDR, but apparently the arcade took a shit because there was a "for lease" sign on the window.

took a shit by Q from 713 May 11, 2008

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took a shit

to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.

"bro i just took a shit"

took a shit by liquified11 April 15, 2023

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took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

took a shit on me by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

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Took a shit on Bob

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.

*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.

Took a shit on Bob by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023

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the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever

after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

the fun machine took a shit and died by mat haggard August 24, 2008

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Who took a shit in your vagina?!

Used when someone is being extra shitty.

Person #1: dude back up off me!
Person #2: dude who took a shit in your vagina?!

Who took a shit in your vagina?! by DaltonBlack383 September 23, 2011

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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