Too old

Used to describe a female individual that dissapoints a pedophile with her age.

Pedobear on jailbait: Too old !

by David.david.son May 22, 2009

I'm Too Old For This Shit

When you feel that doing the same shit over and over for years is too much to deal with anymore.

Example 1:

Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.

Example 2:

Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.

by Bhursty1180 January 20, 2015

TOTF (Too Old To Fuck)

Someone deemed too old to have fun, and, or relations with of a sexual manner.

Billy: Oh man, check her ass out.
Fred: Dude, come on, she is clearly TOTF (Too Old To Fuck). Why don't you try finding one a decade younger.

by bigsoprano November 29, 2009