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Tonka Truck 

A “Tonka Truck” Is a large four wheeler vehicle carrying large sums of Benjamin Franklins accompanied by heavy artillery weapons. This should never be confused with a “Brinks Truck”.
Say bruh, did you see that Tonka Truck pass by? That must be heading to 2000.
Tonka Truck by Celius September 1, 2021

Tonka Truck 

Ridin around in that Tonka Truck, got my blicky tucked
Tonka Truck by TheLilProdigyX November 13, 2022

Tonka Truck 

A sex move involving a girl being placed in a sex swing and being penetrated in her ass by a man he then cums inside, he then lays down under her and the cum is then dumped on his chest when she rocks forward letting it out.
bro i Tonka trucked her so hard last night, i got covered!
Tonka Truck by thismakesJimmysogay January 13, 2014

Tonka Truck 

A fat bitch you fucked and forgot about then have to pay for service.
What did you do last night?
I had a tonka truck stop by.
What?
A fat bitch i didnt pay.
Like a prostitute?
Kinda
Tonka Truck by Clorox the Bleach November 10, 2017

Tonka Truck 

Wow look at mckinley she is not a tonka truck
Tonka Truck by Ghostdragon19 August 16, 2016

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) 

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).