Tommy Short

Even if you don’t talk to him you’d be glad to be in his presence. His sense of humour is impeccable (sometimes a little dark but we love that about him) and if he ever stopped telling his inappropriate jokes, trust me, you’d miss them. Tommy knows alot about everything because he’s super intelligent! Chances are that he can play multiple instruments and he’ll actually be good while playing. It makes sense because he’s good at everything he does, He’ll own you in any video game & he’ll compliment your skills after (even if you were absolute garbage). He’s good at many different spots like basketball & he even knows how to shoot! he could use a little work on his skateboarding though. Tommy is great with animals too! as soon as any cat sees him they immediately choose him as their favourite person. Tommy’s only flaw is his indecisiveness, he can’t pick a favourite song to save his life

I literally love you Tommy. (and I’ll never not)

“look at Tommy go!” “Yeah he’s so good at playing the viola!” “WOOOOOO!!!!! GO TOMMY SHORT!!!”

Tommy Short by Tuesdaylovesyou December 13, 2021

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Tommy Short

He’s the most amazing boy you’ll ever meet, He’s sweet & kind, and always so freaking cool! he won’t believe you when you say that but everyone knows it’s true! he’ll become the most awesome person you’ve ever met and you’ll never want a replacement, Ever. He is so intriguing & mysterious even after months of being friends there will still be new things you find out about him that you never would’ve guessed. Tommy is always so good about everything & he always understands, there is no way you’ll ever be able to hate him (he’s never done anything wrong). When you see him your jaw will drop and you won’t be able to stop smiling, Tommy is drop-dead gorgeous & even your friends will find him attractive. His eyes are the blue-ist shade of blue, he’s taller than you but only by a bit! his hair is nonexistent but that’s fine you love him anyway, you’ll fall in love with his laugh! it’ll always immediately makes you happy whenever you hear it. His laugh is contagious if Tommy starts laughing you’ll be laughing with him in a matter of seconds, and do not get me started on that god-damned smile! he is so beautiful and you’ll wish you knew him sooner.

“what’s that cute guys name?” “That’s Tommy Short, he’s My best friend so freak off”

Tommy Short by Tuesdaylovesyou December 13, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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