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Tommy Short 

Even if you don’t talk to him you’d be glad to be in his presence. His sense of humour is impeccable (sometimes a little dark but we love that about him) and if he ever stopped telling his inappropriate jokes, trust me, you’d miss them. Tommy knows alot about everything because he’s super intelligent! Chances are that he can play multiple instruments and he’ll actually be good while playing. It makes sense because he’s good at everything he does, He’ll own you in any video game & he’ll compliment your skills after (even if you were absolute garbage). He’s good at many different spots like basketball & he even knows how to shoot! he could use a little work on his skateboarding though. Tommy is great with animals too! as soon as any cat sees him they immediately choose him as their favourite person. Tommy’s only flaw is his indecisiveness, he can’t pick a favourite song to save his life

I literally love you Tommy. (and I’ll never not)
“look at Tommy go!” “Yeah he’s so good at playing the viola!” “WOOOOOO!!!!! GO TOMMY SHORT!!!”
Tommy Short by Tuesdaylovesyou December 13, 2021
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Tommy Short 

He’s the most amazing boy you’ll ever meet, He’s sweet & kind, and always so freaking cool! he won’t believe you when you say that but everyone knows it’s true! he’ll become the most awesome person you’ve ever met and you’ll never want a replacement, Ever. He is so intriguing & mysterious even after months of being friends there will still be new things you find out about him that you never would’ve guessed. Tommy is always so good about everything & he always understands, there is no way you’ll ever be able to hate him (he’s never done anything wrong). When you see him your jaw will drop and you won’t be able to stop smiling, Tommy is drop-dead gorgeous & even your friends will find him attractive. His eyes are the blue-ist shade of blue, he’s taller than you but only by a bit! his hair is nonexistent but that’s fine you love him anyway, you’ll fall in love with his laugh! it’ll always immediately makes you happy whenever you hear it. His laugh is contagious if Tommy starts laughing you’ll be laughing with him in a matter of seconds, and do not get me started on that god-damned smile! he is so beautiful and you’ll wish you knew him sooner.
“what’s that cute guys name?” “That’s Tommy Short, he’s My best friend so freak off”
Tommy Short by Tuesdaylovesyou December 13, 2021

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026