Lose weight by only eating 1 fruit and 1 can of fish a day because you're in prison and you don't trust the prison chef.
"Oy, I've been on the Tommy Robinson Diet Plan for only 2 weeks now and I've lost 5 pounds."
"Bloody good mate. You look fantastic."
"Thank you."
"Bloody good mate. You look fantastic."
"Thank you."
by T.R. Ferguson December 12, 2019