Tommi Jo

Tommi Jo is a girl. Who falls in love with someone who she will never leave. She’s the girl who will go out of her way to be with this one guy. No matter his looks. Just because the words “I love you” means something so amazing to her. She’s the most prettiest and most perfect girl inside and out. If you meet a Tommi Jo I’m begging you please do not let her go. She actually the definition of loyal. She’s absolutely something you would want in your future. She has her shit together and she’s going to be the best mom ever. She’s going to make hella bank. She will truly love you forever. Know matter how ugly you get. Your absolutely her everything. Keep her please !!!!

“Omg! You know Tommi Jo right ! “
“Yeah! How couldn’t I ?”
“She’s a real life angel”

by loving the urban dictionary December 4, 2018

tommy-jo

A chick who is extra, gay and extra gay.

Tommy-Jo is playing Minecraft, wearing an AC/DC shirt, looking extra.

by I’m old Greg July 30, 2020

Tommy Johnson

A convicted war criminal from 2005 who killed seventeen people with chlorine gas after his wife left him.

Tommy Johnson : "I have something really cool, you guys should come and take a look."
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"

by Kajus Vaicuis April 22, 2021

Tommy Jordan

The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.

This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop

dude1: My dad just massacred my laptop with his .45

dude2: Your dad Tommy Jordan?

dude1: yeah...

by penis_stompa_69 March 31, 2012

Tommy Joke

A joke which is told and only funny to the person telling the joke.

Thomas told me a joke which was not funny even though it was funny to him. He pulled a Tommy Joke!

by XxSaltyGxX September 4, 2018

Tommy Joe Ratliff

The dude Adam Lambert made out with at the AMAs. He's straight, but tell that to his fringe.

Young person: "Did you see the AMAs?"

Other young person: "Yeah. Did you see Adam Lambert make out with that dude?"

First young person: "Yeah, his name is Tommy Joe Ratliff. Did you see his fringe?"

by thecrackfox December 18, 2009

Tommy Johnson

Tommy Johnson is an absolute unit who pulls all of the baddies that reside in Galway, Ireland he has natural talent in pulling baddies and has often been spotted with Barry fennell scheming

Friend one: oh did you see Tommy Johnson last night

Friend two: yeah bro I saw him rizzing up so many girls with Barry

by El daddio December 11, 2022