Thomas The Train is a horror show built for 35 year old horror fans. He is probably one of the most popular horror shows and if you show this to a child, they will be horrified and scarred for life.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna watch some horror movies tonight?

Guy 2: Sure dude! What type?

Guy: it's about this train named Thomas

Guy2 : Oh no, not Thomas The Train!

Thomas The Train by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

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The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

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thomas the train

when you smoke a blunt and then blow the smoke into someone’s ass.

“yo dude I totally thomas the train on that bitch last night”

thomas the train by trippyhoes May 31, 2019

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Thomas the Train

Nerdy little half-Asian boy with a questionable sexual orientation. Often wears "tighty whites" in public and rides an orange bike. Is obsessed with his new iPhone gadget and is always hyped-up on caffeine.

"Last night in Buz's room, Thomas the Train was being way too twitchy. It must have been the caffeine again."

Thomas the Train by critterrrrr November 23, 2009

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