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Time Off Tom 

A "Time off Tom" is someone who takes off of work randomly or needs lots of time off, usually with little to no advance notice.
Boss: "Has anyone seen Nick today?"
Worker: "Not yet, I think he's Time off Tom'ing it again"
Time Off Tom by ATwistedFate October 12, 2018

Tom Time™ 

A generic catch-all for THAT guy in your friend group: always at his place, his terms, on his time. The "Tom" can be cordial or a total asshat. Regardless, it's his way.
Looks like it's Tom Time™ again for the 4th of July party.
Tom Time™ by Stalinyouth June 26, 2022
A word describing when it's time to eat a tomato.

This happens when you love tomatoes that much you start eating them as if they were apples.
It's tomtime..
Tomtime by ChrisEeJay July 28, 2011
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026