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Tom Story

noun.
1. A form of narration: A story (usually a personal recount) that has a large build up, but doesn't go anywhere. Or, if it does go anywhere, it's nowhere worth going.

2. Used in a derogatory form (best delivered with extreme sarcasm and/or ) about a subject to express to someone that you don't care about what they are talking about.
Tom: "Oh- this awesome thing happened to me the other day, right- so I went to the shop, right."

*pause*

All: "... riiiight?"

Tom: "Yeah, I was at the shop. And there was gum on some dude's shoe."

All: "That was such a Tom Story."
by loonface August 11, 2009
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Tom's Hardware Store

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.
"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."
by keckothedragon November 6, 2023
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