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Tom Milsom 

A rather attractive twenty-something English guy who is musically inclined and technologically knowledgeable. He plays a large number of instruments, including the ocarina, the ukulele, the guitar, and the drums. Tom is amazing, he has blue hair, and looks marvelous without a shirt on. He plays/played in the bands Sons of Admirals , Baby Rodeo , and Cage Against the Machine . His YouTube channel is hexachordal , which is a subtle way of saying he knows a great deal about music. His videos are superb, and he has a huge fan base. Not all of them are fangirls , but Tom does have lots of them. When you really think about it, can you blame them? He's sexy and has a voice like silk, he's poetic and charming, he has blue hair, and he has a British accent.
1) Of all the Sons of Admirals, Tom Milsom is my favourite.

2) I love Tom Milsom's song "They" the most out of his catalog, but I also love "Song for the Painfully Indie," "Porphyrophobia," "I Do," and of course, "Indigo."

3) If you don't listen to Tom Milsom, or at least watch him on YouTube, you're really missing out.

Fangirl- OMG OMG OMG TOM MILSOM IS SO HOT AND SEXY AND BRITISH AND CUTE AND SWEET AND AHHHH I MUST HAVE HIM

Fan who is not a fangirl but is a girl- I love Tom Milsom's work, and I rather like his personality, and his voice is quite... oh god you're right, Fangirl. He's sexy.
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016