A chimp. A foolish chimp, often mistaken for a helpless pervert. Often found near kindergartens. Sometimes even humps rugby posts in times of peak horniness.
Look at that Tom Larke! This one is particularly horny, look at the way he is holding that child!! Someone call the police!!
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.