Tom Biddle 

Insanely funny dirty joke or euphemism of which Tom Biddle knows hundreds.

He told this Tom Biddle joke about animals don't stutter, example... The dog jumped the fence and the kitten said fff fff fff and before the kitten could say fuck the dog at her up.

Tom Biddle by Tom J. Biddle October 26, 2012

tomriddlesexual 

Being totally and utterly in love with Tom Riddle

Basilisk: hey I think I’m in love Tom Riddle!!
Ginny: that means your TomRiddlesexual!

tomriddlesexual by Isabella.Riddle December 25, 2020

Tomhiddlestonsexual 

Being attracted to Tom Hiddleston or his genuine adorableness, Britishness or his abs

Jane: Hey, I’m Tomhiddlestonsexual

Tess: No way me too

Tomhiddlestonsexual by Oof hi January 4, 2021

tomhiddlestonslut 

A very funny, cool and amazing Tom Hiddleston fan page. They bring happiness and joy to tiktok and help us with our obsessions with Tom holland and Tom Hiddleston.

Person 1: Hey! You seem happier and less depressed than normal, whats tickled your pickle?

Person 2: I came across Tomhiddlestonslut on tiktok! They are so funny and nice.

Person 1: ok! Im going to go check them out!

tomhiddlestonslut by Millie jones June 4, 2021

tomriddlerunmeover 

tomriddlerunmeover is my hot,sexy,funny furry gf. She also has the best,hot,sexy,and funny furry gf i’m on about me.

tomriddlerunmeover is so hot i can’t wait to have furry seggs with her no no no wait i mean i want to have her as a pet🤣💯
that was a lie i want the furry seggs.

tomriddlerunmeover by by godlovesfagsss3 June 4, 2021

tomhiddlestonsmanbun 

Tomhiddlestonsmanbun is the best mutual and a funny person, also a great editor!

Tomhiddlestonsmanbun is a great editor!

tomhiddlestonsmanbun by Donkeyshronk December 11, 2021

tomhiddlesdick 

the big green giant, my favorite lil humper, and lokis lil baka, currently standing at 9’7 she is the tallest person in the world, somehow attracted to sonic the fucking hedgehog

omg do you know tomhiddlesdick?!?!
is that the girl who’s attracted to sonic?!?

tomhiddlesdick by lokislover April 14, 2022