He told this Tom Biddle joke about animals don't stutter, example... The dog jumped the fence and the kitten said ffffff fff and before the kitten could say fuck the dog at her up.
A very funny, cool and amazing Tom Hiddleston fan page. They bring happiness and joy to tiktok and help us with our obsessions with Tom holland and Tom Hiddleston.
Person 1: Hey! You seem happier and less depressed than normal, whats tickled your pickle?
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tomriddlerunmeover is my hot,sexy,funny furry gf. She also has the best,hot,sexy,and funny furry gf i’m on about me.
tomriddlerunmeover is so hot i can’t wait to have furry seggs with her no no no wait i mean i want to have her as a pet🤣💯
that was a lie i want the furry seggs.
the big green giant, my favorite lil humper, and lokis lil baka, currently standing at 9’7 she is the tallest person in the world, somehow attracted to sonic the fucking hedgehog
omg do youknow tomhiddlesdick?!?!
is that the girl who’s attracted to sonic?!?
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.