the very coolest person who very much keeps their love for cats undercover and also is a very cool person who is very funny did i mention she’s a very cool person and also really hot. this silly goose also kicked a kid lying on the ground after “accidentally” tripping them and making them cry.
someone: who ate all my lemon soup?
you: oh sorry i believe it was tomhiddlestonrealwifey who sat in the bowl and then gave it to your pig
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!