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Tokien Nerd 

A really loser fan of really really super kool movies and books. Can repeat any chapter, and speak elvish. Also stalks many of the stars.
Shakespears' got nothing on Tolkien, he invented Elvish, Shakespears only got English
Tokien Nerd by Homefrog February 17, 2004

Tolkien nerd 

One who has read every single Tolkien book and know every damn thing about it. And God forbid if you don't know as much as they do. They can get really nasty.
Tolkien nerd by Bill June 26, 2004

Token Forum Nerd 

The Token Forum Nerd (or the TFN) is found in most forums as the most active nerd that looks at all posts by normal users and will most likely respond to them regardless if it holds their interest or not. Usually their motivation for being the TFN is to get, or if they already have, to keep "the most posts" in that community. Another motive is to be well known in that community in order to maintain their e-ego.
blastmaster is the token forum nerd.. look at his 30,000 posts.. I can't believe that o.O
Token Forum Nerd by NQS September 30, 2007

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026